doesn't take breaks (unless he really has to)
always smiles except when he is blowing up the balloon (smiling is sort of impossible at that point)
uses only the best balloons (Qualatex) and a wide assortment of colours
allows the child to choose their own colours and design
chats to each child and those waiting in the line with witty and compassionate humour
isn't stingy!! they are balloons and they pop!! so if a child has an accident they are welcome to get back in the line.(No one else does this!!)
you book him by his time not by the quantity of balloons. So if it's quiet he will do some magic or puppetry. He also doesn't care how many balloons each child gets as long as no one misses out.
most of his designs involve 2 or more balloons (e.g. flowers, snails etc) and he uses a sharpie to add eyes or any other decoration appropriate. (has been known to write a company logo on the balloon)
he can blow up (by mouth) approximately 150 balloons per hour and twists them into animals (the others, even with a pump, only do 60)
